Rhetorical Questions?

"What if there were no rhetorical questions?" Luckily, I'm not grammatically obliged to answer that question!

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My Press Conference T-shirt

You never know when you're going to need to hold a press conference, right? This shirt design is your PORTABLE press conference! Brilliant! And if you like this, you should really check out all of the other crazy insane stuff at Jolene's Trailer Park - hope you like electric pink and green!

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Stop the UAE Port Deal

"Stop Mad Cowboy Disease - Block the UAE Port Deal!" - No matter what your politics are, you have to admit this is a pretty well done design!

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Frankensquirrel

Frankensquirrel. Note the fine threadwork where they stitched the top of the head back on. Apparently, Frankensquirrel is based on true events, but we're not sure which ones, exactly. Brought to you by the Wicked Monkeez Shop.

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Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..." Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. I love t-shirts that take you a split second more to fully understand the joke, but then it just bursts in on you in full chorus - heh.

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Butterflies & Happiness

Butterflies! And a quote by Nathaniel Hawthorne: "Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you."

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Snow Monkey

In honor of the Winter Olympics this year, here's a snowboarding monkey! I used to ski, but have never gone snowboarding, although I'm glad that for such a new sport it's an Olympic event already.

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I Paid Good Money For This

"I Paid Good Money For This! (Don't you mess it up!)" - I think what got me about this shirt is that the design looks like it was scrawled on with a black sharpie marker and of course, it's just perfect that way.

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My Clone is a Human Animal Hybrid

"My Clone is a Human Animal Hybrid." Well, that pretty much covers it!

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Human Animal Hybrid

"Human-Animal Hybrid" - Time to fess up - nothing to be ashamed about!

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Escaped Mental Patient Police Code

918A is a common police code for an escaped mental patient - LOL! Telepathic Frog Designs has 14 Police Code Designs in all, including things like 'Peeping Tom', 'Noisy Animal', 'Public Nuisance' - very clever!

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Valentine Schmalentine

Valentine Schmalentine. Yah, yah - enough already with the pink and red hearts everywhere!

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This Heart Beet's For You

"This Heart Beet's For You" - a Valentine sentiment for the Vegetarian in your life? Unless they hate puns. (But could you really love someone who hated puns?)

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